#source: saw

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Ash: Why do you care what I think? I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a fifteen hooker gang bang!

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

[percabethconvos]

Percy to Annabeth: I hope they put our names next to each other on the government watchlist

[crumb]

Alex McQuilkin: Tragically Sweet Sweet Sixteen, 2003 Untitled (Will Fuck for Validation), 2004 Aye, Me (Heart Explosion) 1, 2004 Aye, Me (Heart Explosion) 2, 2004

[vcb]

[primonizuto]

source

[mischief-marauders]

Sirius: Part of the Remus Lupin allure is, number one, that he’s hot. But number two, he has mystique. He’s mysterious. He doesn’t look you in the eye when he’s talking to you-

James: That’s not mystique, that’s autism

Sirius: It’s pronounced hotism

[thenumberhuntress]

Riddle, setting down a box: Okay! We're going to put everything we love in this box! Malleus: May I put Yuu in the box? Riddle: No Vil: Can I put Yuu in the box? Riddle: No. Azul: Can I- Riddle: NO ONE IS PUTTING YUU IN THE BOX! Kalim: [sneaking Yuu into the box]

[1pcii]

its the romance dawn trio babyyyyy

[mint-fixates]

There's this weird take I've seen floating around on TikTok that Bill doesn't actually care about his family/dimension or Stanford at all; that we're supposed to take everything in TBOB as non-canon basically because he's lying to garner sympathy from reader to make a deal with them. I'm all for having your own interpretations of media, but I just don't think this idea that Bill is a completely heartless unfeeling creature is supported by canon at all. In fact, it kind of feels like the opposite of the point of the book.

Like, yeah, most things Bill says should be taken with a grain of salt because he lies a lot, but he's not actually a very good liar? It's usually pretty easy to clock when he's full of it. But okay, even if we assume every word Bill says while trying to recruit the reader is a lie, there are three major things that this doesn't account for.

Bill is not the only source in the book. The lost Journal 3 pages were written by Stanford, we only know about the interdimensional Taco Bell incident because of an included police transcript, etc.

Even once he's lost any chance of making a deal with the reader to escape, Bill is having a complete breakdown and mentions all the people he so totally doesn't miss for real you guys. Why bother with reverse psychology double-lying for sympathy once his shot at getting the reader on his side is already gone?

Trying to garner the reader's sympathy makes sense to a certain extent, but why go out of his way to make himself look pathetic? Does revealing that he got drunk and cried over his ex in a fast-food drive-through really help his cause if that cause is to convince the reader he's still a powerful being capable of starting the apocalypse again so they can rule with him?

And that's all without even mentioning that, as previously stated, I think the entire point of the book is missed if we're interpreting Bill as having no genuine feelings or attachments. The book ends with Stanford healing from his past by being open about what he went through with his family and accepting their help, while Bill insists he doesn't need anyone and refuses to heal, actively making himself worse in the process. The clear theme imo is that accepting your past and accepting help from people who love you is essential to healing, while denying those things just makes everything worse. If Bill doesn't actually care about his family, his dimension, Stanford, or anything/anyone else, he has no trauma to heal from or regrets to learn from that he's refusing to accept and deal with, and the entire meaning of the book is made moot.

[bunglegrindd]

ok bro

[bluespiritshonour]

sometimes procrastinating means drawing lots of zukos; he babygirl

[percabethconvos]

Grover: So I'm curious, what's Annabeth's 'love language'?

Percy:...

Percy: Asking

Grover: Asking?

Percy: Yeah. You should've seen how happy she got the other day when I asked her about the construction of the Pantheon's dome

[philtrashnumberunus]

rarepair shippers be like: the real reason they never appear in scenes together is because they'd be making out too hard if they were in a room together. the show couldnt handle it. but i can. here, read this fic...

[batfamgalore]

Tim: How’s Dick dealing with the whole getting shot in the head, losing his memories, two of his best friends dying, Alfred dying, and Damian running away?

Jason: He’s coping. Nothing really phases him anymore. Watch this. Hey Dick!

Dick: Yo?

Jason: An asteroid is heading to Earth. Death is imminent.

Dick: (Eating his cereal upside down on the couch) Wig.

[hum--hallelujah]

Pete and I attacked the laws of Astoria with promise and precision, a mess of youthful innocence...

@/elytrians // Patrick in 2005 // Pete on Twitter (iirc during the hiatus) // Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes // @/killingmyselfbutnotdying // The Kids Aren't Alright // Pete on Instagram // @/planetgraves on Twitter // Pete in 2007 // @/b1uejean on Tumblr // G.I.N.A.S.F.S.